Spanish Lesson For The Day (Funny)

Hi class,

So this is a funny email I received a few days ago and thought I would share it. It partially has something relevant to the class content because of the "spanglish" we hear in the southwest. It deals more with phonetics than linguistics but I hope you guys get a good laugh from it!

Spanish Lesson SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WATER My vieja gets mad and I don't even know water problem is! SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF My homie farted. bad, and I couldn't brief. SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car, theres not mushroom. SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN My vieja wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself . SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: LIVER & CHEESE Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca. I told him, orale loco liver alone, cheese mine. SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me! Julyer! SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero she didn't wafer me! SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece this is herpes SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue. SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW I was running after you but I couldn't cashew! SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY Hey vato, I'm going to eat Paco's food, tell me if juicy him!